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My friend's Quotes and stuff: "i'm just a broken record with a broken heart playing the same, sad song" -Shannon "shaboquey" Corona
"you wreckon it'll rain paw?" "yeap, yeap. boy howdy. it's gunna be a big'un" -Shan
"Long hand and long feet equals long schlong"-me in bio last year
"you know what people say...big feet equals..." "long schlong!"- shan
"Gee i wish i had stomach umbrellas"- me
"Bus!"- Dorothy
"That's why you eat mustard" -Me
"Here is some molesting Cream! (blistex,vaseline,carmex)" -Darlene P.
"Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card.(does the Arthur dance while she sings)" -Andie
"Pork Chops and Apple Shauce"- Peter Brady
"Oh my god, i can see his bulge" (refering to Albert Mondango)- Shannon Corona
When will u make and end?
when i am finished!
- from the extra credit movie
Albert Mondango is Hott- me, shan, and molli
"You fall down, then u pick yourself up, then u do the whole thing all over again, it's called life"- Michelle Metzger
"Matt is a dildo" (refering to m.Vigen)-Amber Arnold
"When i found out i had herpes i was devastated, but then i found Valtrex"- Amber Arnold
"She touched my nana"- chow from off centre
"I have POWERS!"- ha ha ha ha ME
"Someday Im gonna marry Johnny Allister!" -Me
"Lick it, Lick it, Lick it" (refering to sugar) ha ha ha ha ha- Muah @ zee loonch tabeel.
"Hilary Music- dun nah nah nuh" -I think it was brad who made it up way back in 8th grade reading
"Gosh, you Irving people are soo weird!" -peter (shannon's friend)
Funny Story One night i was at a madrigal dinner and i was look at marcus and he smiled at me. i told sonya this and she decided to make him laugh, and i tried too and then i couldn't stop laughing b/c he stopped looking at us. Well, since i was laughing so hard, i SNORTED really LOUD! Marcus had to put his head in his binder. i was soo embarrased.:(
Shannon's Fart Story:
One time my family was all at the dinner table and my brother lets out a big fart. then my mom griped at him for farting at the dinner table. then, i farted. she griped at me, as well. then my dad leans over and lets out the mother of all farts, and my mom yelled, "mark! didn't you just hear me yell at the kids for that!?" "what? it slipped" "i saw you lean!" "i leaned for it to slip"
K, Lemme explain the stomach umbrellas thing:
Well one time it was raining really hard out site and my friends Andie and Wendy came in their stomachs were all dry and their boobs were all wet. And i was like omg your stomach is all dry. Woah your boobs are like stomach umbrellas. So now i refer to boobs as stomach umbrellas. ha ha ha. Kinda corny but hey! My Dream:
One time i had dream that i wanted Ricky Martin's autograph and i asked him for one and he said no. So i asked why then got out and ax and tried to kill me. It was pyscho! i dont even like Ricky Martin! Sonya's Joke: my mom always told me not to major on minor things...but if your majoring in music...wouldn't u be majoring on both? Sonya Crocker Dar's embarrassing story:PunkishCutie: i now have german with jordan and you know jordan and i act around eachother -it's kind of unbearable. but anyways this crazy guy ryan west sat in between us (they were sittin there calling me these crazy german words like QUATSCHE (which means that's bunk), and like stinky and the usual stuff) this is the sad part frau was telling us how she was going to separate us because of the talking problemo and jordan said "don't worry i don't want to talk to elke. we're having problems right now" in this quiet soft tone :-( . lol here's the fun:: frau was asking me something about "fleisch" and i responded with "ja" and she asked something else and i didnt know what to say so i said "jordan" i meant to say something else but i had a mental block. then everyone went hysterical and frau had to run out of the room cuz she was in tears
PunkishCutie: then they were like "elke , do u know what u just said??"
PunkishCutie: "frau asked you what kind of MEAT you liked! and you said "jordan"!!!"
PunkishCutie: omg i was laughing my ass off and jordan was hiding his head soooooooo REDDD
PunkishCutie: he was soooooo red
PunkishCutie: and they were making fun of that because he WAs the one that was innocent, he's always doing things to other ppl not the other way around
PunkishCutie: hahah and the whole lesson revolved around meats and chopping the meat, so everyone had crazy images in their minds
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